10) Free high speed internet
9) A staff trained to respect a “Do Not Disturb” sign
8 ) A coffee machine or tea kettle
7) TV remotes with batteries in them from the 21st century
6) Nice towels; nothing you can see through or roadie chamois…
5) A washer and dryer for those needing to achieve zero balance
4) Windows that open
3) If I have to pay for internet, please let me bill it to my room and not a credit card…
2) No Swisscom!
1) A curved shower curtain rod.
