{"id":1134,"date":"2007-10-12T19:49:02","date_gmt":"2007-10-13T01:49:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bittermancircle.com\/?p=1134"},"modified":"2007-10-12T20:50:27","modified_gmt":"2007-10-13T02:50:27","slug":"10-ways-to-help-me-love-your-hotel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bittermancircle.com\/?p=1134","title":{"rendered":"10 ways to help me love your hotel"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb_share_1\" style=\"clear:left; float: left; margin-right: 10px; margin-top:10px;;width: 55px;\" name=\"fb_share\"><div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#appId=125029517579627&amp;xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/www.bittermancircle.com\/?p=1134\" send=\"false\" layout=\"box_count\" width=\"55\" show_faces=\"false\" font=\"arial\"><\/fb:like><\/div><p>10) Free high speed internet<\/p>\n<p>9) A staff trained to respect a &#8220;Do Not Disturb&#8221; sign<\/p>\n<p>8 ) A coffee machine or tea kettle<\/p>\n<p>7) TV remotes with batteries in them from the 21st century<\/p>\n<p>6) Nice towels; nothing you can see through or roadie chamois&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>5) A washer and dryer for those needing to achieve zero balance<\/p>\n<p>4) Windows that open<\/p>\n<p>3) If I have to pay for internet, please let me bill it to my room and not a credit card&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>2) No Swisscom!<\/p>\n<p>1) A curved shower curtain rod.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10) Free high speed internet 9) A staff trained to respect a &#8220;Do Not Disturb&#8221; sign 8 ) A coffee machine or tea kettle 7) TV remotes with batteries in them from the 21st century 6) Nice towels; nothing you can see through or roadie chamois&#8230; 5) A washer and dryer for those needing to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/peNcU-ii","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bittermancircle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1134"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bittermancircle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bittermancircle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bittermancircle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bittermancircle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bittermancircle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1134\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bittermancircle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bittermancircle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bittermancircle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}