10) Free high speed internet

9) A staff trained to respect a “Do Not Disturb” sign

8 ) A coffee machine or tea kettle

7) TV remotes with batteries in them from the 21st century

6) Nice towels; nothing you can see through or roadie chamois…

5) A washer and dryer for those needing to achieve zero balance

4) Windows that open

3) If I have to pay for internet, please let me bill it to my room and not a credit card…

2) No Swisscom!

1) A curved shower curtain rod.